10 FIRST THINGS TO DO ONCE YOU'RE IN TOLL DRIVE

There's a lot of firsts that come with a brand new building.

1. First Time Still Not Knowing How To F*cking Open Your Mailbox

Left? Then to the right but then past the number...? Mike, do you know how to f*cking do this?

2. First Time Eating Pasta Out Of The Sink

Because obviously this will happen.

3. First Time Clogging The Toll Drive Lobby Toilet

Nothing like destroying a brand new toilet.

4. First Time Spilling Coffee On The Carpet

Because as everyone knows, it's extremely bad luck to have any Starbucks franchise brew coffee for you in your own house.

5. First Midnight Scream at Toll Drive

We tried finding a picture of a college student screaming without a white background, but Google Image Search is f*cking racist

6. First Time Complaining That Your Building Is Actually Called 'East Side Dining'

Oh, get over it. At least it's geographically relevant.

7. First Time Looking Out The Window And Seeing The Destroyed Stony Brook Union

Yeah, we're working on that. What a view though!

8. First Time Waking Up Your Suitemates By Using The Hand Dryers at 3:00AM

Just look at that face!

9. First Time Seeing Familiar Faces

Jamona HEE HEE

10. First Time We Can Completely Forget About The Red Dragon Labyrinth

All my upperclassmen know what I'm talking about.