The other day I opened up my Twitter feed,
and found this exchange waiting for me:
@SeedIsSacred is a Twitter account that evangelizes against (which is a euphemism for "yells about") the sins of masturbation.
Of course, the trolls found him.
And one time he got into a fight with Roseanne Barr about the pope. No, seriously.
He also trolled Twitter for people who tweeted about not using their sperm for godly uses.
Which is to say, masturbating. (Yes, people tweet about that.) (Like, a lot.)
Mostly he just @-replied them "No!" or some half-pun about how they were going to hell.