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Which "Orange Is The New Black" Character Should Be Your Valentine?

You don't take Valentine's Day too seriously, and that's why Taystee is the lady for you! She will sweep you off your feet with her wild sense of humor and laid-back personality. No matter what you do – you know you're going to have a great time.

Taystee

When Big Boo lets down her sarcastic front to show you she really cares on Valentine's Day, you're going to melt. You usually think this holiday is a little silly but no one is immune to this kind of charm. Watch out for Little Boo coming to deliver a card to you!

Big Boo

When it comes to Valentine's Day, you love to be in charge. Always the "giver" in a relationship, you love planning out surprises and dates. Piper is the perfect valentine for you because no matter what you end up doing you'll both have fun and she makes you feel special. If you're lucky, you won't end up locked in a washing machine.

Piper

You're always down to try new things, but sometimes you need someone to give you that little push. Alex, fearless and adventurous, will make sure you do something a little crazy this Valentine's day. Go on, be her little spoon!

Alex Vause

No matter where you are or what you're doing, you demand the best – and this holiday is no exception. Sophia is going to make sure your Valentine's day is far above the rest.

Sophia

Your Valentine's Day is going to be three words: Over the top. You love surprises and demand nothing less than a grand gesture on such an important holiday. Crazy Eyes is your perfect valentine because she has more than enough love to give. Go on, get your swirl on.

Crazy Eyes

You love feeling safe and protected, and who better to do that than an officer of the law? He puts on a tough act, but underneath he is a softie. Make sure you have a stick of gum ready this Valentine's Day.

Officer Bennett

How can you not have fun on Valentine's Day when it feels like you're hanging out with your very best friend? When Poussey doesn't have you laughing, she is melting your heart with her unbelievably adorable ways.

Poussey

Your day just got a little bit sweeter. Daya's lovely and magnetic charm would sweep anyone off their feet, but don't mistake her for a pushover. She isn't afraid to get exactly what she wants and you love that about her. Be on the lookout for a secret note from Daya this Valentine's Day.

Daya

Nothing in life should be taken too seriously, including Valentine's day. Nicky is going to make you feel special, pampered, and mostly likely have you dying of laughter the whole evening. If you're lucky she needs help with an "art piece."

Nicky 

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Which "Orange Is The New Black" Character Should Be Your Valentine?

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