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Which "Orange Is The New Black" Character Should Be Your Valentine?

Who would you throw your pie for?

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  1. Their sense of humor
    Two piercing eyes
    Their passion!
    Dat ass
    Their wallet?
    They way they make you feel
  2. A romantic dinner
    A romantic dinner
    Picnic in the park
    Picnic in the park
    Movie and drinks
    Movie and drinks
    A night at a comedy club
    A night at a comedy club
    House party
    House party
    You're literally down for anything
    You're literally down for anything
  3. The Good Wife
    The Good Wife
    30 Rock
    30 Rock
    House Of Cards
    House Of Cards
    Sex & The City
    Sex & The City
    The L Word
    The L Word
    Breaking Bad
    Breaking Bad
  4. When someone exoticizes you
    Flakiness
    When someone clearly isn't willing to put in the effort
    Cheating
    If someone is overbearing
    If they don't get your sense of humor
  5. Traveling the world
    Traveling the world
    Settled down with a few kids
    Settled down with a few kids
    Probably in jail
    Probably in jail
    Enjoying the life of a gold-digger
    Enjoying the life of a gold-digger
    CEO of a company
    CEO of a company
    No clue
    No clue
  6. “You’re so beautiful, you just made me forget my pick-up line.”
    “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.”
    "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
    "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice"
    “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”
    "Are you a keyboard, because you're my type.”
  7. Any Shakespeare
    Any Shakespeare
    "Les Miserables"
    "Gone Girl"
    Manga or Comics
    Manga or Comics
    The Harry Potter series
    The Harry Potter series
    I don't read that much
    I don't read that much
  8. Chewing loudly
    Slow walkers
    People who ask questions during movies
    People invading your personal space
    People using the term "literally" incorrectly
    People actually saying "YOLO"

Which "Orange Is The New Black" Character Should Be Your Valentine?

You got: Taystee

You don't take Valentine's Day too seriously, and that's why Taystee is the lady for you! She will sweep you off your feet with her wild sense of humor and laid-back personality. No matter what you do – you know you're going to have a great time.

Taystee
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You got: Big Boo

When Big Boo lets down her sarcastic front to show you she really cares on Valentine's Day, you're going to melt. You usually think this holiday is a little silly but no one is immune to this kind of charm. Watch out for Little Boo coming to deliver a card to you!

Big Boo
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You got: Piper

When it comes to Valentine's Day, you love to be in charge. Always the "giver" in a relationship, you love planning out surprises and dates. Piper is the perfect valentine for you because no matter what you end up doing you'll both have fun and she makes you feel special. If you're lucky, you won't end up locked in a washing machine.

Piper
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You got: Alex Vause

You're always down to try new things, but sometimes you need someone to give you that little push. Alex, fearless and adventurous, will make sure you do something a little crazy this Valentine's day. Go on, be her little spoon!

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You got: Sophia

No matter where you are or what you're doing, you demand the best – and this holiday is no exception. Sophia is going to make sure your Valentine's day is far above the rest.

Sophia
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You got: Crazy Eyes

Your Valentine's Day is going to be three words: Over the top. You love surprises and demand nothing less than a grand gesture on such an important holiday. Crazy Eyes is your perfect valentine because she has more than enough love to give. Go on, get your swirl on.

Crazy Eyes
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You got: Officer Bennett

You love feeling safe and protected, and who better to do that than an officer of the law? He puts on a tough act, but underneath he is a softie. Make sure you have a stick of gum ready this Valentine's Day.

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You got: Poussey

How can you not have fun on Valentine's Day when it feels like you're hanging out with your very best friend? When Poussey doesn't have you laughing, she is melting your heart with her unbelievably adorable ways.

Poussey
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You got: Daya

Your day just got a little bit sweeter. Daya's lovely and magnetic charm would sweep anyone off their feet, but don't mistake her for a pushover. She isn't afraid to get exactly what she wants and you love that about her. Be on the lookout for a secret note from Daya this Valentine's Day.

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You got: Nicky

Nothing in life should be taken too seriously, including Valentine's day. Nicky is going to make you feel special, pampered, and mostly likely have you dying of laughter the whole evening. If you're lucky she needs help with an "art piece."

Nicky
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