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Fictional Lesbian Couples Are Ruining People's Lives

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

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Hello, hi, pull up a chair. We need to talk about fictional lesbians.

It's an epidemic sweeping the nation and, frankly, ruining lives.

The blatant lack of education on the dangers and risks associated with "shipping" are appalling.

I'VE BEEN WARNED ABOUT SEX DRUG AND GAMBLING ADDICTIONS BUT NOT ONCE WAS I WARNED ABOUT GETTING ADDICTED TO SHIPPING TWO FICTIONAL LESBIANS

Oh, it's fine, you say? You can stop anytime, you say? Nobody is FINE.

These ships even sound like terminal illnesses. "Can't come into work today, I've come down with a bad case of Clexa."

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"Did you hear about Susan? She's come down with Rizzles — it's awful."

No matter that most of your noncanon ships are problematic. Aren't all your faves?

Just when you think you've recovered at last, a new OTP enters your life and you're lying awake at night.

Before you know it, "crying over lesbians in a Mexican restaurant" will be a thing you can actually say you've experienced. Draw the line somewhere.

"Crying over fictional lesbians in a Mexican restaurant" might be the most me~ thing I've ever done

The first step is admitting you have a problem...

When my aunt sees the data bill this month and asks me wtf happened how do I explain that my fictional lesbians NEEDED me??

...recognizing the warning signs...

...and asking for help.

Fictional lesbians are ruining my life somebody help me

Maybe the world just doesn't understand.

  1. So, which lesbian ship is currently ripping your life apart?

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    Clexa (The 100)
    Clexa (The 100)
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    Incorrect
    Rizzles (Rizzoli and Isles)
    Rizzles (Rizzoli and Isles)
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    Incorrect
    Hollstein (Carmilla)
    Hollstein (Carmilla)
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    Incorrect
    Brittana (Glee)
    Brittana (Glee)
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    Incorrect
    Golly (Rookie Blue)
    Golly (Rookie Blue)
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    Incorrect
    Swan Queen (Once Upon a Time)
    Swan Queen (Once Upon a Time)
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    Incorrect
    Cophine (Orphan Black)
    Cophine (Orphan Black)
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    Incorrect
    Vauseman (Orange Is the New Black)
    Vauseman (Orange Is the New Black)
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Bechloe (Pitch Perfect)
    Bechloe (Pitch Perfect)
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    Incorrect
    Palex (Degrassi)
    Palex (Degrassi)
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    Incorrect
    Bubbline (Adventure Time)
    Bubbline (Adventure Time)
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    Incorrect
    Karmy (Faking It)
    Karmy (Faking It)
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    Incorrect
    Reamy (Faking It)
    Reamy (Faking It)
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Korrasami (Legends of Korra)
    Korrasami (Legends of Korra)
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    Incorrect
    Annalise & Eve (HTGAWM)
    Annalise & Eve (HTGAWM)
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So, which lesbian ship is currently ripping your life apart?
  1. Clexa (The 100)
     
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    Clexa (The 100)
  2. Rizzles (Rizzoli and Isles)
     
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    Rizzles (Rizzoli and Isles)
  3. Hollstein (Carmilla)
     
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    Hollstein (Carmilla)
  4. Brittana (Glee)
     
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    Brittana (Glee)
  5. Golly (Rookie Blue)
     
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    Golly (Rookie Blue)
  6. Swan Queen (Once Upon a Time)
     
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    Swan Queen (Once Upon a Time)
  7. Cophine (Orphan Black)
     
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    Cophine (Orphan Black)
  8. Vauseman (Orange Is the New Black)
     
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    Vauseman (Orange Is the New Black)
  9. Bechloe (Pitch Perfect)
     
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    Bechloe (Pitch Perfect)
  10. Palex (Degrassi)
     
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    Palex (Degrassi)
  11. Bubbline (Adventure Time)
     
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    Bubbline (Adventure Time)
  12. Karmy (Faking It)
     
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    Karmy (Faking It)
  13. Reamy (Faking It)
     
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    Reamy (Faking It)
  14. Korrasami (Legends of Korra)
     
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    Korrasami (Legends of Korra)
  15. Annalise & Eve (HTGAWM)
     
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    Annalise & Eve (HTGAWM)

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