“Orange Is The New Black” Quiz: Who Said It?

Don’t throw your pie, just take this quiz.

1. Waiting for season 2 of Orange Is The New Black is getting downright painful.

There is a limit to how many times you can watch a season over and over… right?

2. Stay strong and relive some of the best lines from the show with this quiz:

  1. 1. "I'm going to make them cry like they goin through a haunted house. A haunted house called LIFE."
  2. 2. "I love being the target of envy. That means I'm winning."
  3. 3. "I've technically died on three separate occasions. I've met God. Dude fucking loves me."
  4. 4. "Adventure is just hardship with an inflated sense of self."
  5. 5. Piper has been called all the following, except:
    1. Honey Boo Boo
    2. College
    3. Stepford Wife
    4. Taylor Swift
    5. Blondie
  6. 6. "I always miss you until you're here."
  7. 7. "We all make bad choices. It's just some of us have different bad choices to make."
  8. 8. "I don't mess with no heroin, but I love me some candy."
  9. 9. "I cannot get behind some supreme being who weighs in on the Tony Awards while a million people get wacked with machetes."
  10. 10. "You can't play with someone's life like that. Love is not an excuse."
  11. 11. "I threw my pie for you."

    Someone get this printed on a t-shirt, now.

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Sarah Karlan is the Deputy LGBT Editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
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