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How Successful Was Your Pride Weekend?

AKA, how is that hangover going?

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  1. Check all that apply to your Pride weekend...

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    You secretly counted down the days until Pride, while acting like you were totally dreading it.
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    You annoyed everyone you know by constantly asking what the "plan" was going to be.
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    You crafted an extensive agenda with your friends.
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    You accepted this plan would fall apart within the first twenty minutes.
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    You carefully planned out your entire outfit ahead of time.
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    You changed your mind at least four times.
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    You told yourself you would not wear rainbow colors.
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    You wore a crap ton of rainbow colors.
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    You bought glitter and or confetti.
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    You had more skin showing than was probably appropriate.
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    You found your mantra: "Fuck it, it's pride."
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    You made a sign for the parade.
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    You painted your face/arms/entire body.
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    You applied body paint to someone else.
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    You saw a drag queen.
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    You met a drag queen.
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    You high-fived a drag queen.
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    You danced-up on a drag queen.
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    You are a drag queen, now.
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    You paid an INSANE amount for a boozy brunch with friends.
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    You quickly realized the brunch cost didn't cover actual food, just booze.
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    You felt truly alive at said brunch.
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    You repeated your mantra: "Fuck it, it's pride weekend" again, and before every poor decision (like this brunch).
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    You refused to go into the craziness of the parade.
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    You found yourself in the thick of the parade.
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    You marched in the parade.
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    You got completely lost in the parade.
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    You could not escape the parade.
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    You had a minor panic attack in the parade.
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    You gave yourself over to the parade.
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    You became one with the parade.
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    You lost your friends in the parade.
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    You made friends with strangers.
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    Took a shot with strangers, soon to be best friends.
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    Got weirdly emotional and shed a tear with these new friends.
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    Got weirdly emotional over any old couples you saw.
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    Got weirdly emotional, in general.
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    You began screaming "HAPPY PRIDE" at everyone around you.
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    You saw boobs.
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    You yelled, "BOOBS!" and high-fived everyone around you.
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    You took a photo with the boobs... the person...the person with the boobs.
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    You told yourself to go home after the parade.
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    You didn't go home.
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    You paid to get into an exclusive "after party."
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    You realized it was not an open bar.
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    You thought it was 2 a.m. as you checked your watch – it wasn't even 6 p.m.
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    You repeated your mantra, "Fuck it, it's pride," one last time
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    You danced.
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    You twerked.
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    You lived your life on the dance floor.
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    You lost a bit of your dignity on the dance floor.
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    You made out with someone on the dance floor, or at least that's what your friends told you the next day.
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    You got into a drunken argument with a friend.
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    A friendship was nearly ended over said argument.
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    You cried, hugged it out, and made-up.
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    You realized you never ate a proper dinner.
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    You *somehow* got home in one piece.
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    You ate crappy food over your sink, dusted lightly with glitter.
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    You woke up the next day with little to no memory of the previous events.
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    You woke up to pictures on your phone of people you don't know.
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    You woke up next to someone you certainly don't know.
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    You think, never again pride - never again.
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    You begin to plan next year's festivities.
 
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