In which we learn of the "three B's":
And the "three T's":
"blah blah blah when is the hard-core gay sex coming?"
Episode 1 and 2 Re-caps are just as outrageously fabulous:
"Did Tilda Swinton eat a pig?"
Jonathan loves three things - hair, twerking and Game of Thrones.
"Did Tilda Swinton eat a pig?"