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8 Ways To Use Bi Invisibility To Your Advantage

With total erasure comes great responsibility.

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Being completely invisible is a simple fact of life that most bisexual people have grown accustomed to. You can't spell "invisible" without "bi."

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Destined to be lumped in with Santa, the Easter Bunny, and elves — bisexual folks are nearly mythical.

But what should you do with ~ all that power ~ ?

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1. Give cute pups all the pats without having to talk to their owner!

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2. Deliver groceries to the elderly!

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3. Pay people's expired street meters:

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4. Plant trees wherever you want and wait for them to grow like magic:

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5. Make uplifting and whimsical street art:

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"Bi was here," is always a classic.

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6. Swim in your neighbor's pool:

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7. Take that last piece of pizza, nobody will know it was you!

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This is for the greater good! Now your friends won't fight over the last slice.

8. RUN NAKED THROUGH THE STREETS BECAUSE YOU CAN!

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PSA: Don't run naked through the streets today. Today isn't the day for that.

Warning: Sep 23 is Bisexual Visibility Day. All bisexuals will lose their invisibility powers. Please reschedule any bank heists.

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But seriously: Be your badass self each and every day.

You deserve to be seen.

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