Being completely invisible is a simple fact of life that most bisexual people have grown accustomed to. You can't spell "invisible" without "bi."
Destined to be lumped in with Santa, the Easter Bunny, and elves — bisexual folks are nearly mythical.
But what should you do with ~ all that power ~ ?
1. Give cute pups all the pats without having to talk to their owner!
2. Deliver groceries to the elderly!
3. Pay people's expired street meters:
4. Plant trees wherever you want and wait for them to grow like magic:
5. Make uplifting and whimsical street art:
6. Swim in your neighbor's pool:
7. Take that last piece of pizza, nobody will know it was you!
8. RUN NAKED THROUGH THE STREETS BECAUSE YOU CAN!
PSA: Don't run naked through the streets today. Today isn't the day for that.
Warning: Sep 23 is Bisexual Visibility Day. All bisexuals will lose their invisibility powers. Please reschedule any bank heists.
But seriously: Be your badass self each and every day.
You deserve to be seen.
