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Can You Guess Why Piper Is Making This Face?

"Bitches gots to learn."

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Can you guess why Piper is making this face? Remember: There may be several reasons why her face is making that face, but the correct response should pertain to what is happening in that specific moment.

  1. Why is Piper making this face?

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    Because Alex walked by her unexpectedly.
    Because a pie was just thrown for her.
    Because someone just referred to her as "Taylor Swift."
    Because she found a used tampon on her food tray.
  2. Why is Piper making this face?

    Because she's about to go off on Healy.
    Because she overheard Alex talking about her.
    Because someone called Alex her "girlfriend."
    Because she's fucking late to yoga.
  3. Why is Piper making this face?

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    Because she got some mascara in her eye.
    Because she's being transferred to a different prison.
    Because she's giving Healy an education on women's desires.
    Because she's in the middle of an EPIC lip sync.
  4. Why is Piper making this face?

    Because she's reminiscing on all her past mistakes.
    Because she's completely afraid of flying.
    Because she's thinking about the chicken that got away.
    Because she's trying to pee faster!
  5. Why is Piper making this face?

    Because Suzanne just sat down next to her at the table.
    Because Red finally stopped starving her out.
    Because someone just insulted her.
    Because she's mid-foodgasm over some donuts from Healy.
  6. Why is Piper making this face?

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    Because she found out Larry is sleeping with her best friend.
    Because Mendez, aka Pornstache, just said something inappropriate.
    Because she just realized she’s “wifed up” by Suzanne.
    Because she realizes the bathroom stalls have no doors.
  7. Why is Piper making this face?

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    Because she's rolling her eyes at Larry.
    Because she was asked to "squat and cough."
    Because they wouldn't give her the correct size jumpsuit.
    Because she was denied another phone call.
  8. Why is Piper making this face?

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    Because she's getting her hair blown out.
    Because Alex, probably.
    Because she's doing to you what the spring does to the cherry trees.
    Because Nicky was defending Alex and she couldn't stand it.
  9. Why is Piper making this face?

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    Because she's practicing her "prune" smile.
    Because she's being transferred to a new prison.
    Because she's fighting with Alex. Again.
    Because she's explaining something, possibly condescendingly.
  10. Why is Piper making this face?

    Because she's about to sneeze.
    Because she's disgusted with Mendez.
    Because she's a "lone wolf."
    Because she was denied furlough.

Can You Guess Why Piper Is Making This Face?

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