9 Things Guys Don't Want To Believe About Girls

Gents... get ready. We're not as perfect as you think.

1. We wax our mustache.

Our 5 o'clock shadows can dominate yours. BEWARE!

2. We don't poop rainbows and butterflies.

It stanks... trust us. If only we could be like Nyan cat.

3. We're not naturally hairless.

Praise baby Jesus for the razor and wax so we don't wake up looking like Sasquatch.

4. We have underwear that we reserve for our period.

We can't ruin all our cute panties now, can we?

5. We lie about the number of guys we've slept with.

IT'S A DOUBLE STANDARD. Girls like to have fun too...

6. We snore (at least some of us do).

I like to think of mine as a baby whistle, but some girls can sound like an elephant.

7. We eat like a cow in private.

C'mon, you think that salad at dinner was filling? We'll ease into eating normally around you as we get more comfortable.

8. We don't look this good when we wake up.

Don't be surprised when you wake up the next morning seeing her looking like Shrek.

9. We're emotional, ESPECIALLY during that time of month.

"He doesn't love me..."

"I'm so fat...."

"GODDAMNIT I JUST DROPPED MY PIZZA ON THE FLOOR" *queue waterfall of emotions and tears to drown our pathetic sorrows*