This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Jul 7, 20149 Surprising Reasons Whales Should Be Your New Best FriendsBecause YOU deserve better than that two-timing backstabber Katie.by Simon & SchusterCommunity Brand PublisherFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Swimming buddies 4lyfe! buzzfeed.com 2. They have the largest brain out of any animal known to exist; homework? party? homework? Party!! buzzfeed.com 3. Whales are the best wingmen. Their mellifluous songs attract potential mates. 4. You can then proceed to impress your new makeout buddy with your friend's blow hole spray party trick! buzzfeed.com 5. Their hearts can weigh as much as a car! That's a whole lotta love. 6. Many whales swallow their food whole. So you don't have to watch them chew… like you do your other illmannered friends. 7. Whales use echolocation to identify objects, so they can find your keys, wallet AND cell phone... photolib.noaa.gov Which it a lot better than your current rooommate. Their special talent is leaving the stove on overnight. 8. Gestation takes about 15 months. That's 6 extra months you can taunt them with delicious margaritas. photolib.noaa.gov 9. Their vomit can be used to create high-end perfumes. Via theglossy.sephora.com (Well, you win some, you lose some.) 10. Learn more about whales and the story of the two men that went head to head with the most powerful Navy in the world to fight for the rights of these magnificent creatures: WAR OF THE WHALES, by Josh Horwitz. Watch a sneak preview here.