In the early hours of Saturday morning Australia's NT Police posted this epic media release on Facebook.
Fans of the page were understandably impressed.
The Northern Territory is known for crocodiles, but this particular yarn is Shakespearean in scope.
LET'S BREAK IT DOWN!!!!
Man goes hunting in remote outback.
(Eight hours from nearest hospital)
Man attacked by ferocious beast – fights back.
"Like a true Territorian..."
Man drinks beer to numb the pain.
The lucky man is Stephen Moreen, 20, from the Tiwi Islands, who was visiting relatives to shoot pig, geese and emu.
Mr Moreen was taken by quad bike to the nearest outstation, then transported to Darwin Hospital by air ambulance. Quite the Friday night adventure!
