FYI: Aussie prime minister Malcolm Turnbull has been caught on tape impersonating Donald Trump at an off-the-record charity dinner.
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"the midwinter ball is off the record, so journalists, please don't report anything that happens toni--" Laurie Oa… https://t.co/kc9sHK6dTm
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@TurnbullMalcolm There's always a leak.
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the audio, leaked by someone who wanted to only be identified as Toney A - puts our prime minister in a negative light
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Anyone else wondering if the leaked Turnbull audio that Laurie Oakes broadcast came in an envelope smelling of raw onions?
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I just love how much Laurie Oakes does not give a shit
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laurie oakes retire snitch
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Perhaps now Canberra will learn that there is, and never will be, a bigger badass than Laurie Oakes.
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im going to suck laurie oakes's big beautiful dick
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PM: Should I do this gear about Trump? Staffer: Yeah, absolutely. It's funny, and I definitely won't record it and give it to Laurie Oakes.
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malcolm's aides quickly hurry him off the stage as he moves onto his Xi Jinping impression
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trump pulled out of paris over a damn handshake australia's gonna get nuked over this for sure
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an hour and change until he wakes up to take a shit and sees what Malcolm did, peace out everybody it's been real
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Turnbull sucks up to Trump in public & does this behind his back. Again proving he is a messy bitch who loves the drama
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bad news: Trump saw the Turnbull thing and has declared Australia to now officially be a part of the middle east
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Spicer: "Mr President, Michael Turnip was recorded making fun of you." Trump: "Can we invade?" Spicer: "Troops on the ground already, sir."
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Turnbull characterising his speech as "affectionately lighthearted". Says next year he'll read "selected passages from budget paper No 2".
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Waking up tomorrow like...