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    Here's How Shit Australia Looks To A Visiting British Person

    Creator of bestselling book Shit London hits Oz. Slightly less shit than home.

    This is Patrick Dalton. He's the creator of the blog, book and Twitter phenomenon Shit London.

    He recently spent time in Australia researching his latest book Greetings From Oz.

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    "Shooting a book in Oz was an interesting experience compared to London or New York," Dalton told BuzzFeed.

    "Australia (despite this being blindingly obvious to anyone who has ever looked at a map) is surprisingly huge when you get there. That’s one giant country!"

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    "Also (and I’d be lynched at home for saying this) Australia is distinctly less shit and run down than London."

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    "It’s pretty damned clean and well ordered which made my job that much harder."

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    "Saying that, Melbourne was easily the most graffitied city I’ve ever visited."

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    "Darwin had a pleasing weirdness about it which I really dug…does the the NT Times only publish stories about Crocs?!?!"

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    So, in conclusion, Australia is not as shit as the UK. You probably knew that already right?!

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    But it's still full of some pretty random stuff right?!

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    Would you like some red sauce with that?

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    Fish & Chips that will get you arrested.

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    Please Use The Toilets.

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    Keep your equipment inside your Budgie Smugglers.

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    Keep your Penis Hand off the flusher.

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    Would you like a longneck sir?

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    Properlery protectected.

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    A lovely spot to while away a few hours.

    Patrick Dalton / Greetings From Oz

    Greetings From Oz is out now. Buy here.

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