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Answer These Questions Open And Honestly And I'll Tell You Which Totally Fake Ailment You're Suffering From

What Disease That I Just Made Up Do You Have?

Which Fake Disease Do You Have Quiz

Honestly Answer These Questions And I'll Tell You Which Fake Ailment You Have

What part of you hurts the most right now?

Are you experiencing a sore throat?

How old are you?

What food have you consumed the most of in the last 30 days?

Have you been coughing recently?

Have you traveled anywhere in the past year?

How would your friends describe you?

Do you like anyone?

You have accidentally inhaled a bullfrog which is now hopping to and fro in your lungs. You will perish unless you can successfully cough it up.

Frpnemonia

Ungoodatitis

You probably caught it from one of those rascally space pirates.

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Space Scurvy

Your heart wants you to jump on the old cycle and vroom off into the sunset. Fatal if untreated.

Motorcycle Deficiency

Your nose is like a snot magnet, slurping it up out of the air,

Reverse Sneezing

Your brain is rusting. Clean it up before they get you.

Brain Rust

You stepped on a sneaky little hedgehog. Yowza!

Hedgehog Foot

You've been spending a little too much time around this guy named Jimmy. He's slowly turning you into another hair for his beard.

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The Jimmies

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Answer These Questions Open And Honestly And I'll Tell You Which Totally Fake Ailment You're Suffering From

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