1. I've made a huge mistake.
2. The instructor is very physically fit. I am afraid.
3. Let her know if I get injured? Why would I get injured?
4. Ok. Here we go. There's no turning back now.
5. This is a fun song.
6. We're all clapping and jumping up and down! Ok, I can do this! I am a pop star.
7. Oh wow! Still jumping!
8. Holy guac, are we just going to jump to this entire song?
9. Ah, jazz square. Nice. Thanks musical theater camp!
10. Now we are salsa-ing. My hips do not move that way.
11. I am so white.
12. This song has lasted 8 minutes.
13. Finally it has ended. Thank the lawd.
14. They are singing in spanish and I have no idea what they are saying. Why did I have to be a snob and take French?
15. All the women around me seem to know the moves very well. I hope I don't look too stupid.
16. Now we are rolling our arms back and forth. I feel like Squidward.
17. Go left again? Now right?
18. I can't breathe.
19. The girl next to me messed up at the same time I did and we laughed about it. FRIENDS FOREVER.
20. Dang. I wish the U.S. had its own dances.
21. I guess we have square dancing?
22. Yes! Water break!
23. Hey, did this chick just steal my spot in front of the mirror?
24. ... is she for real?
25. It's cool. I will just dance right next to her.
26. Yeah, that's right. Shuffle to the left, chica.
27. It's only been a half hour. It's only been a half hour.
28. But i've probably burned, like, 500 calories by now!
29. I need to remember to plug it into MyFitnessPal later.
30. Oh wow, this has become really fun!
31. Am I feeling something like a "runner's high?"
32. You bet!
33. I now must go to ALL the Zumba classes on ALL the days.
34. Ok, now some squats.
35. I have no issue with squats.
36. Ok, I think we have done enough.
37. No. really.
38. Glad that's over. Now only a few more times when the refrain comes around again!
39. We're supposed to freestyle now? I have no idea what to do with myself.
40. Curious how some men at the gym just so happened to place themselves right outside the studio.
41. I'm pretty sure you're supposed to lift your weights on the other side of the room.
42. Oh, stretching time! Yay!
43. I can touch my toes. When was the last time I could touch my toes?
44. In gym class when we had to move that thing on top of the metal box thing.
45. Remember flex arm hangs? Those were the worst.
46. Zumba is way better.
47. I love fitness! I'm not going to have ANY ice cream when I get home!
48. In fact, I am going to eat a carrot!
49. Thanks for a great class, instructor lady!
50. Sayonara, Gym. Expect to see me again real soon!
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