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first of all it’s called manifesting https://t.co/nlSZbhCsyX
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why does this dog look like richard gere
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im never deleting facebook
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Men who get mad when male superheroes are rebooted as women are called Thor losers. Thank you.
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she took the midnight train going anywhere
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We‘ve been alive for too long https://t.co/Z34F9WgJb3
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therapist: and what do we say when we feel this way? me: you’re toxic therapist: yes me: im slippin under therapist: no
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Are patient enough to watch till the end? 😂😂😂 #polinabright #rainbow #satisfying
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you know it’s bad when your own therapist texts you
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I’m sorry to anyone who is friends with me
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This is how Americans think Arabs live
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i did not just see a tweet abt this person thinking albanians were jessica alba stans
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do yall remember that era where shailene woodley and ansel elgort played love interests in one movie and siblings in another ..
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my little brother just sent me this to tell me how dumb i look making boomerangs on instagram and i —
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petition for Katy Perry to sing E.T at the Area 51 raid half-time
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therapist: and what do we do when we are hurt by someone? me: *plays Truth Hurts* therapist: exactly. They could’ve had a bad bitch.
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Yall gon’ make me eat a bug! Up in here? Up in here! DMX don’t eat that bug! Up in here? Up in here!
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Me: I'm a strong and intelligent woman. Also me: Wed-nes-day.
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I yelled at my cat because she was trying to eat grass and she literally rolled her eyes at me
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What is wrong w men lmaooo
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You can’t put a bear on a state flag and then act surprised when it shows up for a town hall meeting https://t.co/fr0cvcvG2g
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