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Y’all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider... well they’re back and it worked
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The ideal woman according to guys’ Hinge profiles
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Me: can I have a turn in the hedge now Hedgehog: no
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I’m only gonna say this once but Jake Gyllenhaal looks so much like the lion from Madagascar
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man nvm https://t.co/9QadPaYsAh
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These are the “dms” I get from guys
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what beautiful women look like when they hook up with comedians
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when I die bomerang them lowering me pls
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you make 1 post like men ain’t shit and everybody assumes your man cheating like first of all sis, i was talking about yours
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Guys I’m in Spain. The s is silent . 💞💓💗💖💕💘💖💗💓💕
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just think everyone should see this vid of my wee pup :) xx
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Blocking negative vibes all Summer ‘19 😂
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So my lil sister is learning how to write, and she successfully wrote a “G” and this is the aftermath:
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Y’all wanna know a weird pet peeve of mine? This makes me really mad actually 😂😭. You know when you’re out to eat, & the waitress comes & says I have a chicken Parmesan & then everyone is quiet & looking lost INCLUDING the person who ORDERED the damn chicken Parmesan!??!? OMFG
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asked the lady at taco bell how she was doing and she said “i’m having a baja blast”
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MY GRANDPAS FACE WHEN HE FOUND OUT WE WERE SEEING LADY GAGA I CANT HES SO PURE HE LOVES HER SO MUCH 😩🥺😭 @ladygaga
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We love a friendly neighborhood Spiderman
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"yo they lookin for u outside, i bit a kid."
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