Yesterday, writer Alex Segura asked people to share their "petty AF pet peeves," and the results did not disappoint. Alex Segura @alex_segura Please tell me your ultimate, petty AF pet peeve. 06:54 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Here are some of the best ones: 1. I don't understand why people do this. Peng Shepherd @pengshepherd @alex_segura When people finish paying at a register but then don't move out of the way to put away their card/change/receipt/grab their bags so the next person can start their checkout process AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 07:07 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. What happened to manners? Emma Campbell🎄 @Emmasoneliners @alex_segura When people enter an elevator/subway BEFORE letting people get out. Just take a chill pill and WAIT 10:48 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Ain't this the truth. Chris Packham @chrispackhamGO @alex_segura Fucking stickers on fruit, bro. They’d put them on every grape if they could 11:57 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. LOL! But, also true. Joseph McCombs @PopArgot @alex_segura Groups of four walking side by side down crowded sidewalks. This ain’t the yellow brick road, Dorothy! 08:16 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Honestly, gross. Rourke @Sisslethecat @alex_segura Using the same knife for the peanut butter AND the jelly. 08:15 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Follow the rules, people! Zakariah Johnson @Pteratorn @alex_segura Couples who think 12 items or fewer means 24 items for the pair of them. Also, signs that say 12 items or less. 07:23 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Fashion is subjective! But, also... samantha irby @wordscience @alex_segura NECKLACE ON TOP OF A TURTLENECK i mean come on gross 08:36 PM - 04 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. I feel seen!! Kim @blitherbabble @alex_segura When I'm reading a book and someone starts to talk to me as if I'm not doing anything. I'M READING. At least say "excuse me." 09:33 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. THIS!!! Raven S. Pumpkins 🏳️🌈 @ravenhs @alex_segura When I ask someone three questions in an email and they reply with only the answer to my first question. 10:44 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Just use the allotted time please. Christopher Hassiotis @chris_hassiotis @alex_segura Those folks who leave like :02 on the microwave and don’t clear out the countdown when they’re done 11:39 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Let 👏 me 👏 speak 👏. Eryk Pruitt @reverenderyk @alex_segura When people ask me a question and then talk over my answer. 06:56 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. There's a designated area for a reason! Joshua Atkins @TheJoshAtkins @alex_segura I have too many to list. I'll pick one... people who leave their shopping carts anywhere they please in the parking lot instead of taking them to the cart corral. 07:54 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Don't even get me started on this. Rocky Ordoñez @rockyroxana @alex_segura Whispering, particularly in a public/open space. It’s more disruptive than just talking in a normal voice and antithetical to being discreet. If you need to talk about something private, get a room or stfu. (Obv I’m not a fan of ASMR.) 08:30 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. This would save me so much stress, tbh. Kelly Sue DeConnick @kellysue @alex_segura “For people who may not be familiar with your work, tell us about yourself.” No. You do your research and make the introduction. It is literally the least you could do. 04:39 AM - 04 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. And, of course, there are a ton of pet peeves about grammar: Christopher Swann @swannyauthor @alex_segura “Oh, a novel? Is that, like, a fictional novel?” 07:00 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Like, so... Seneca @senecam725 @alex_segura People spelling it ya'll and not y'all 08:52 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ...SO... Lucia Harper - 🇨🇦 Comedic Speaker @YEPBusiness @alex_segura people who say "on accident" rather than "by accident". And don't even get me started on "I could care less" 06:56 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. ...SOOOO many: Meg Gardiner @MegGardiner1 @alex_segura Using an apostrophe to pluralize last names. The Gardiner’s. The Segura’s. The Jones’s, once, and God help me, I almost took a flamethrower to that Christmas letter. 09:30 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. And also pronunciation: It’sJustPat @PatCorc2019 @alex_segura miss-CHEEVY-us. It’s MISS-chuh-vuss. Grrrrr 09:52 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. I don't know why this bothers me, but it does. Jessi Langsen @jlangsen @alex_segura Basically any kind of sound coming from a private mobile device in a public place, especially public transit and open plan offices. 09:34 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Are you even a dad if you don't make this joke? Micaela Evans 🦔 @caela_rue @alex_segura People who say "It must be free!" to the cashier when an item doesn't have a price tag on it should be fired into the sun. 02:47 AM - 04 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Wow, true. Elizabeth Anne Fey @LizAnneFey @alex_segura @gaileyfrey Service People who respond to “thank you” with “no problem. Meaning providing me service I’m paying for was a potential problem? 09:43 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Do you ever really order something different at McDonald's? Zakariah Johnson @Pteratorn @alex_segura @pengshepherd Similar to those people who act like they've never been through a drive-thru before & take 10 minutes to order. It's fucking McDonald's--know what want already! 07:19 PM - 03 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. And, fwiw, here's mine: Shyla Watson @shylawhittney WHY DO PEOPLE PRESS THE ELEVATOR BUTTON RIGHT AFTER I PRESS IT? DO YOU NOT TRUST ME TO PRESS A BUTTON??? DO YOUR FINGERS WORK BETTER THAN MINE!?!? YOU. SAW. ME. PRESS. IT. IT’S NOT COMING ANY FASTER! CROSSWALKS TOO! STOP DOING THIS! 01:27 AM - 22 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite How many of these things annoy you? What's a pet peeve you have that's not on the list? Tell us in the comments!