Hey, internet! What's up? I hope you were having a good day because I'm probably about to ruin it: This is Thanos, the villain in Avengers: Infinity War...
...and, yes, he's hot AF.
Now that most of yβall have seen #InfinityWar can we please discuss how hot Thanos is??? Or is it still βtoo earlyβ
Sure, some people disagree.
fuck Thanos scrotum lookinβ ass barney on steroids shithead
I mean...this isn't totally wrong.
why Thanos chin look like the back of a Yeezy
Butttttttt, a lot of people see where I'm coming from.
I think I would fuck Thanos
Accurate.
thanos thano than tha th t th thi thic thicc π©
Relatable.
Thicc Thanos got me kicked out of 3 group chats
This was basically my dream last night.
*I make Thanos a cup of tea and he takes a sip* Thanos: Perfectly balanced... as all things should be. Me: Thanks, Thanos. Thanos: π Me: π *We fuck*
I mean, can you blame us??? LOOK AT THOSE ARMS...

...AND THAT ASS πππ.
UGH, I know, I know, he's a villain. And, yes, he's purple. I know it's wrong...I'm conflicted! But, in my defense, it could be worse.

Sooooooo much worse.

TLDR;
The hilarious thing about Avengers: Infinity War is that aside from the whole killing thing, thicc daddy Thanos is kinda my type.