So, two of the most beautiful people I've ever stalked on Instagram (Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik, if that wasn't obvious) will soon be celebrating two years of hotness together and I'm definitely not jealous.
They post cute photos like this all of the time, but I'm still totally NOT JEALOUS.
In fact, when Zayn told Us Weekly that he "tries to do right" by Gigi, I felt no emotion whatsoever.
We try not to think about it too much. There are a lot of people who are too busy in other people’s lives. I just concentrate on my relationship and try to do right by my girlfriend and she does by me, and we hope for the best, as we all do!
And when he talked about complimenting each other on their ~lewks~, I was a stoic goddess incapable of shedding a tear at the so-called cuteness.
She doesn’t really pick out my outfits, but we do the normal thing between boyfriend and girlfriend where we’re like, “I like this,” or “that looks nice on you"...“Does my ass look big in this?”
Actually, maybe something's wrong with me, because you'd have to be a heartless monster not to think Zayn cooking Gigi's favorite dish was something special.
We both cook, so we like to make meals for each other. I make chicken and sweet corn pie. She likes that.