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I’m convinced homegoods and tjmaxx put some sort of shit in their air system to make you mentally unstable. like do… https://t.co/4MGkNuWR0s
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cool guys don’t look at explosions
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“Per my last e-mail” is office speak for “bitch can you read”
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my boyfriend found a pad in my room & thought it was a present so he put it under my christmas tree
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The year is 2009. You’re a senior in high school and you’re about to graduate and go to college. You’re not worried… https://t.co/eTtRXflbex
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boys literally have 0 excuse for not having communication skills bc I’ve seen y’all play group video games and you… https://t.co/NmxlR04RZm
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The economic realities of Baby boomers vs. Millennials.
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i asked my 8 yr old sister what she wanted to b when she grew up & she said “i actually dnt wanna b anything”. & wh… https://t.co/NFkuyBlHUa
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imagine trying to learn english and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things
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1. how did he do this 2. why did he do this
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Hold on...
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Top night last night, but this has to be the highlight 😂😂😂
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Friend 1: "Where's the best place to stand during an earthquake?" Friend 2: "A doorway, a car, under the bed?" Me… https://t.co/43nOMh5WmD
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god damn dude
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my grandma got a fidget spinner for her 85th birthday and look how happy she is 😭❤️