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    Paul Rudd Took A Picture With Julia Roberts At The Oscars And Remains An Ageless Wizard

    "Paul Rudd, what dark bargain have you cut with the Gods of Time?"

    So, I've had my suspicions for a long time now that (among other things) Hollywood is full of ageless pod people who can't be trusted.

    Did they strike a deal with a dark wizard? Do they drink from the Fountain of Youth at their Illuminati meetings? Are they part of a long-running science experiment? I truly do not know but I. WANT. ANSWERS. DAMNIT.

    Like, I don't want to call anyone out or anything...........but Angela Bassett, Keanu Reeves, Pharrell Williams, Enrique Iglesias, and Jennifer Lopez, I'm looking at you. At the top of my list, though? We have none other than Paul Stephen Rudd.

    Pardon my French, but what in holy tarnation is going on here? Is there a slight difference? Sure. But, does it make any kind of sense that these pics are FIFTEEN YEARS APART??? Absolutely not.

    I think people have known for a while now that something was up, but they're finally speaking out.

    impossible to know what year this photo was taken

    This photo could’ve been taken in 2019, 2009, or 1999. We’ll never know.

    The jig is up, Paul!

    in 2072 it stops being funny. after baffling hollywood w his disappearance decades earlier, a survey team in northern Finland report sightings of a 38yr old looking Paul Rudd chopping wood in the forest. authorities mobilize but he disappears from his ramshackle home in the night

    reminder that paul rudd is turning 50 in less than 2 months and he looks like a 5 year old waving goodbye to his parents as he gets on the bus on the first day of school

    We know you're not aging. We have RECEIPTS!!

    Paul Rudd in 1999 and 2019. I need some freaking answers.

    Paul Rudd is presenting for visual effects, because the fact that he has not managed to age in 20+ years is the true visual magic that deserves to be honored.

    What did you do? How is this possible? Tell us!

    Paul Rudd, what dark bargain have you cut with the Gods of Time.

    Paul Rudd is here to remind us how well you age when you mind your own business and aren’t problematic. #Oscars


    What kind of water has Paul Rudd been drinking?


    @JuddApatow Go the other This Is 30!


    If Paul Rudd and Julia Roberts had a baby, it would be Benjamin Button.

    In conclusion:

    Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.