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A New Trailer For "Riverdale" Just Dropped And Varchie Fans Have Been Shaken To Their Cores

Extremely steamy.

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🚨ALERT🚨 A new promo for Season 2 of Riverdale just dropped. Here it is in all of its glory:

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Ok, now that you've watched it seven or eight times, let's dissect (warning: There will be spoilers):

1. Someone (most likely a sheriff because of the hat) says that he has "some tragic news to share."

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This most likely has something to do with Archie's dad being shot, and if it's bad news, we may be seeing the end of Fred Andrews aka Luke Perry. HOWEVER, this could be a trailer trick and the "bad news" is actually from later on in the season. But seeing as how they started filming pretty recently, this seems unlikely.

2. Archie has a gun, which (given how he is with a guitar) is NOT GOOD.

Archie: *Pulls out a gun* Riverdale Fandom:

Archie can be overheard saying, "What if he comes back?" Maybe the "he" that he's referring to is the masked man with a gun, who could be a Serpent, the man who shot his father, or both, tbh. Also, does he have the gun to protect himself, or is he going on some kind of deadly rampage against the person who shot his father? IDK, guys, I.D.K.

3. Then there's that steamy AF shower scene with Veronica and what looks to be Archie.


And #Varchie fans are READY for the ship to start sailing.

Me enjoying all the Varchie content in the #Riverdale promo while Bughead and Barchie fans are petty haters:

*sees Veronica going into the shower still wearing her necklace*

4. The series creator, Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, has also been dropping little nuggets about the new season via Twitter.

A new love-triangle in #Riverdale? Welcome to town, Nick St. Clair!

Graham Phillips will be playing Veronica's ex-boyfriend, Nick St. Clair, who visits Riverdale (aka follows her like a stalker) and stirs up trouble.

5. And there is someone/something called the Sugar Man, and IDK what it is, but I'll pass, thanks.

Lock your doors, #Riverdale, the Sugar Man is coming…

My thought process: Sugar ---> sweet ---> maple syrup ---> evil boogeyman/zombie Jason.

Riverdale fans right now, probably:

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