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    That New Poll Meme On Twitter Is Actually Pretty Hilarious

    "I'm gay / straight / bi / just a poor boy and nobody loves me."

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    i’m: ⚪️ gay ⚪️ straight ⚪️ bisexual 🔘 COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I’VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS IT WAS ONLY A KISS IT WAS ONLY A KISS NOW I’M FALLING ASLEEP AND SHE’S CALLING A

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    i'm: ⚪ gay ⚪ straight ⚪ bisexual 🔘 just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill. And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.

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    I’m: ⚪️ Straight ⚪️ Gay 🔘

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    Reasons to watch a movie with me: ⚪️ You want company ⚪️ You enjoy post film discussion 🔘 You like hearing famous lines said at full volume a second and a half before the character says them

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    I like: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 to move it move it You like: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 to move it move it We like to: ⚪️ stay home ⚪️ go out 🔘 MOVE IT

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    I’m: ⚪️ Straight ⚪️ Gay 🔘 NOT. THAT. INNOCENT!

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    i’m a: 🔘bitch 🔘lover 🔘child 🔘mother 🔘sinner 🔘saint ⚪️ashamed

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    i’m: ⚪️ gay ⚪️ straight 🔘 not going nuts. do you see me going nuts? hey, hey, hey... if you two are happy, then im happy for you. i’m fine! totally fine i dont know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, cause really, IM FINE . im not saying i wasn't a little surprised https://t.co/BHg5nJ2Tei

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    I'm ⚪️ Gay ⚪️ Straight 🔘 valuing your privacy and striving to make our policies about your personal data clear. I have updated our Privacy Policy and Terms of Service to reflect changes in data protection laws that raise the global standard for personal data privacy

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    i like: ⚪️ women ⚪️ men 🔘 that boom boom pow them chickens jacking my style trying to copy my swagger i'm on that next shit now i'm so 3008 you so 2000 late i got that boom boom boom that future boom boom boom let me get it now

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    i’m: ⚪️ straight ⚪️ gay ⚪️ bisexual 🔘

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    i’m: ⚪️ gay ⚪️ straight 🔘 trying to find out whether Meryl Streep is dead in Mamma Mia! 2

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    i’m: ⚪️ gay ⚪️ straight 🔘 sorry

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    i’m: ⚪️ gay ⚪️ straight ⚪️ bi 🔘 just a poor boy nobody loves me

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    I'm ⚪️ straight ⚪️ gay ⚪️ bi 🔘 all out of love, I'm so lost without you

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    I’m: ⚪️ Straight ⚪️ Gay 🔘 sorry for laughing at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.

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    I’m ⚪️ gay ⚪️ straight 🔘 sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now, why? Oh, cause she’s dead

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    I am ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 VINDICATED 🔘 SELFISH 🔘 WRONG 🔘 RIGHT I SWEAR 🔘 RIGHT SWEAR I KNEW IT ALL ALONG AND 🔘 FLAWED BUT 🔘 CLEANING UP SO WELL 🔘 SEEING IN ME NOW THE THINGS YOU SWORE YOU SAW YOURSELF

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    I am ⚪️ Gay ⚪️ Bisexual ⚪️ Straight 🔘 Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons

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    i'm: ⚪️ straight ⚪️ gay 🔘 entitled to financial compensation because I or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma

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    I’m: ⚪️ Straight ⚪️ Gay 🔘 Calling to let you know how disappointed I am in your story. There’s many things that I read in here that were false. Like you saying that I wore six inch louboutin heels to court with my tweed skirt, when I wore four inch little brown bebe shoes

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    I’m: ⚪️ Straight ⚪️ Gay 🔘 Three kids stacked in a trench coat

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    i’m: ⚪️ gay ⚪️ straight ⚪️ bisexual 🔘never gonna give you up