TOP 8 ONELINERS INDIAN MEN SAY AFTER GETTING DRUNK

Something unusual happens, whenever we are high. like always! It could either be a fight between two close friends for the same girl whom they are trying to impress or sometimes getting too hyper! Well, in my case, being emotional over reunions with friends! Check out these dialogues which guys usually lip after being drunk:

1. Abhi chadi nahi, aur daaru mangwao yaar !!!

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This is the most common dialogue in all daaru parties. Everybody is trying to be confident that they can still engulf 10 more pegs. Are you trying to question their capacity?

2. Bhai aya hai, aaj puri rat party karenge !!!

Bhai is bhai, there has to be a celebration when he comes then be it thrice a week and we will also drink for the whole night because bhai is not home and we miss him.

3. Mein tereko ghar chodkar aunga aur gadi mein hi chalaunga !!!

I can’t walk or talk or eat or sit but I will drop you home because your safety is much more important than drunk driving. And dude don’t you know that I am a stud, ‘bhai never gets high’.

4. Bahut pyaar karta tha yaar usse !!!

Drinking is directly related to our love graph; we happen to fall in love with our long lost love when we are drunk. Well that’s the only time to apparently admit that we were really in love because we have the license to utter shit as ‘I was drunk man , how can u believe on anything I said’ ? Oh man insanity crosses over.

5. Tu bolna bhai, kya chahiye…Tere liye jaan bhi hazir hai yaar !!!

I think it is relatable to every Indian guy who is drunk! Let us drink and then see our love for each other. “Whatever you want, I will give it to you” No other love is hefty than bromance.

6. Ye mat samajh ki peeke bol raha hu mai !!!

They know it that they utter sheer shit when they are drunk, so I guess a warning is required before the shit comes out. Run dude run because I am going to puncture your mind.

7. Chal bhai tu keh raha hai to chodh diya usko… Bana issi baat par ek – ek aur peg !!!

Do we really need a reason for another peg. How about being sensible guys. Hey wait did I just hear the word sense? I am sorry I just lost the track. Because bhai is always right and there is no sense required. You give me a peg don’t dig the depth.

8. Daru fir kam reh gayi yaar !!!

Guys are never satisfied when it comes to booze. Just like girls are never satisfied with their shopping. A bit more never ends! NEVER!