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Which Glamtastic Bitch Are You? (Sophomore Edition)

What is your favorite frat?

What is your favorite drink?

Marion made me add a pic to this question

What are most likely doing rn?

tbh can someone send me a list of places to have sex on campus

Where are you most likely to be found on campus?

Fav animal?

If you were any drug, what would you be?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Fav sex position

If only we had a toaster with two working sides

What's your morning routine?

What can you be found doing on gameday?

Still waiting for a dick in a box. One day \*sigh\*

What do you want for ~the holidays~? (cause inclusion)

What's your drunk food?

You got Emma SW! The hottest ex-gymnast straight from Vermont, you are flexible, flirty, and fuckable. You are loving and amazing to your friends butt you always leave the boys wanting more

Fuckboi Bitch

You got Natalie Gurevich! Move over, this bitch needs to get on an elevated surface ASAP. You love four things: lipstick, volleyball, all hair products ever, and your bitches. Your bitches range from your hot ass friends to the boys that want you, but will never get you. If you're not playing/talking about volleyball, youre throwing back the jungle juice with those same bitches

Badass Bitch

You got Marion Phillips! You don't believe in emotions. That's all. JK. Your emotionless ways will help in your journey to conquer the political world (you'll talk all about it at the next party). You love your girls, your big, and anyone but your French Prof

Sassy Ass Bitch

You got Jackie Schlein! You know what's up. You know everything about everyone. You're busy setting everyone else up while Spence continues to steal your heart. He better watch out cause hes got a ferocious feline on his hands.

Hot Ass Bitch

You got Mackenzie Darr! You're too hot and it makes everyone else mad. Everyone knows who you are and they only have good (and dirty) things to say about you. When you're not relaxing in FL with bae, you're getting white girl wasted with your girls. See you at the next late night!!!

Pretty Ass Bitch

You got Shoshana Kaplan! When youre not reading about, writing about, or studying about sex, you're debating over who to have it with! You love boys, vodka sprite, and sleep (in that order). Youre confident and can strut like a badass cheetah girl

Sex(y) Ass Bitch

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Which Glamtastic Bitch Are You? (Sophomore Edition)

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