1. Kim is only famous because of a sex tape with Ray J, who spawned this gem
2. They're All Alcoholics
3. SNL's portrayal of Bruce Jenner is eerily accurate
4. Khloe is probably a love child, and the most sane
5. Scott is a douche
6. Kim has the ugliest fucking crying face you've ever seen
7. Rob decided to make a sock line?
8. Their first world problems are beyond us
Aww you can buy a multi pack at claire's for like $3 but they're probably not your style....
9. They've lived in a 1% bubble their entire lives
10. Somehow you're not surprised Kris and Bruce broke up before Khloe and Lamar
11. You don't understand why no one pulled a Woody Allen and hit on Brody...
12. Just about every single one of their ventures outside of the show has failed miserably
13. Khloe is actually hilarious
14. Kourtney is a demon and a sadist
15. They're obsessed with social media...
16. And themselves
17. You don't understand what they do with all the money they make...
And you still don't know.