This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Oct 13, 201318 The Stages Of Your Friday Night As Told By "Juno"Friday Night: Let's Get Weird!!!!!!by harrypotterCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You and your friends call each other to go out. Yussss i've been waiting since last weekend for the weekend!!!! 2. You have that one turd friend who wants to stay home. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. You prepare adequately and get out the door. 4. You arrive at your destination and get drunk. Commencing Phase 1 of drunkenness: No control of your body. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. From across the room you spot the love of your life... or so you think. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Your friend finds you and pulls you away, being the biggest cock-block ever, and you leave. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. You wander around finding weird shit on the street. Phase 2: Everything is amazing!!! 8. Phase 3: The alcohol has caught up with your bladder and you have to tinkle. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. You buy more alcohol and get even more shitfaced. Phase 4: you begin spouting useless jargon. 10. Phase 5: your friends tell you their life goals. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Phase 6: Something that's been bothering you about them comes up, and you feel its your duty to tell them. 12. Phase 7 of drunkenness: You get sappy and have a heart to heart. 13. You go home and thus commences your hangover. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You desperately wish you hadn't gone out, and now you have more respect for your turd friend who didn't wanna go in the first place. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. ALL NOISES MUST CEASE IMMEDIATELY!!! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. You realize what you did last night and you wish you could forget. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. But in the end you don't give a shit and are glad you went out. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. But you're still going to track down and punch the one true love of your life who never gave you their number.