As sarcastic as everyone is in the world of Schitt's Creek, there is also a lot of love and a lot of advice to go around! I rounded up some of my favourite quotes to live by!
1. When Roland – who we almost expect to be prudish – dropped this truth bomb that eventually became one of the most powerful messages of the show.
2. When Johnny was maybe a little TOO supportive.
3. When Alexis had the wisest piece of advice for Moira, who was struggling to negotiate her role on the "Sunrise Bay" reboot.
4. When Alexis' advice for an anxiety-ridden David resonated with all of us.
5. When David – the literal king of not showing emotions – opened his heart up to love and reassured Ted, and also us, that sometimes it does work out.
6. A piece of advice all aunties can learn from, as long as we disregard the fact that Moira said this immediately after gossiping about her own daughter's love life.
7. This sage counsel from Stevie that she lifted directly off of Johnny's magnum opus, "Fast Forward to Success".
8. When Moira reassured Stevie that she was easily the coolest person in town.
9. When Moira was mostly just convincing herself to get back into acting but her words were felt deep and hard by everyone else too.
10. When Jocelyn kindly invited David to help a high-schooler but David got roasted about his FWB relationship with Stevie instead, and this was his sole retort. And a very valid retort, at that.
11. When Moira said this to Alexis after her PR career took off and she had to choose between being a #girlboss and moving to the Galapagos.
12. When David's wonderful coming out advice to Patrick warmed our cold, dead hearts ten times over.
13. When Moira said exactly what we all feel about pretty much every plan ever.
14. In honesty, Moira only said this because she gave herself the most singing parts while in an ensemble, but what a glorious quote it is. Out of context, obviously!
15. And finally, when Alexis already knew what 2020 was going to do to us.
