It all started when Amina went online to buy a blender
Went on amazon for a blender and ended up buying @chrissyteigen 's cookbook
Chrissy Teigen saw her tweet and offered to send her one instead
Ima send u a blender dm me your address https://t.co/gVE4B2paJa
Then somehow Vitamix found out about this exchange and started following Teigen
I DM'ed Amina that I would send her a Vitamix and literally 3 seconds later I got a notification saying @Vitamix is now following. SPIES!?
Maybe the blender gods secretly used Twitter too
Seriously are the blender gods reading our direct messages
Vitamix then jumped in with
@chrissyteigen Blender Gods, here! Not spying, we just love blending.
BUT THEN
That's why you need a #NutriBullet. @chrissyteigen ð¬ðð¼
And thus began the Blender War of 2016
Oh shiiieeet BleNdeR WArrrS!!! https://t.co/idIzH2NzrF
Teigen tried to get something going between the two by asking each what they hated about the other
@chrissyteigen We're not haters! All of us, loves all of them. ð
Teigen, seemingly unimpressed with NutriBullet's response, asked Vitamix again. BUT THEN BLENDTEC JOINED IN.
@chrissyteigen Did someone say blender wars?! We're IN!
That's when it REALLY began
@chrissyteigen It's not a war when you already crush it. #NutriBullet
Then Chrissy asked Blendtec for their response
@chrissyteigen Crush it? We PULVERIZE it! Our blunt blade is 80% thicker & 30% stronger than any blade in this war.
In the middle of all this blending drama, John woke up
john just woke up from a nap and asked me what I've been doing so i was like uh taking care of the baby duh
And then Blendtec continued to reply with
@chrissyteigen Never had a safety recall. Never sent anyone to ER. #bluntblade
But, but WHO'S HELPING THE KIDS?
@chrissyteigen Are they helping children get healthy like we are? @NutriBulletUNI ððððð
Joseph asked Blendtec about their blades and they replied with the support for tube-fed babbies
@josephraiz @chrissyteigen Of course! Speaking of babies... we support tube-fed babies who would have no other way of getting whole food.
And the fact that they can make soup REALLY quickly
@Jenn74_liberal @chrissyteigen We make soup in 90-180 seconds, depending on how hot you want it.
NutriBullet jumped back in with BabyBullet
@chrissyteigen Did someone say @thebabybullet? We've got babies covered too.
And there was no sign of Vitamix
I'm really gonna need vitamix to step it up here
Then Patience asked the important question
@chrissyteigen it seems like @Blendtec is in it to win it. But how do they feel about Beyoncé ð¤ð¤ð¤
And NutriBullet voiced their support for Lemonade and Queen Bey
@chrissyteigen We're all about the lemonade over here! ððð #NutriBullet
But Blendtec hadn't tweeted anything and Vitamix was nowhere to be found
NUTRIBULLET LOVES BEYONCE, STILL NO WORD FROM @BLENDTEC https://t.co/F3AbC6d5ew
It all came to an end when baby Luna needed to eat
Ok I have to feed my baby now. I feel really good about what we accomplished today guys
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