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    Posted on Dec 23, 2017

    I'm Here To Talk About Ranch Dressing

    It's getting out of hand.

    True story: The other night I was with a friend and we ordered some pizza for movie night. Normal!

    ABC

    (Except for the fact that she ordered Hawaiian pizza but I DIGRESS).

    We're enjoying our night until all of a sudden she asked me for...RANCH!!!

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    RANCH. DRESSING.

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    You guys, why does this keep happening? When did ranch become THE condiment for EVERYTHING?

    Like, I get that you like ranch but do you need to put it on PIZZA?

    WITH CHICKEN?

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    BURGERS?!?!

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    Will you not rest until you are completely submerged in a vat of Satan's saliva?

    Fox

    I can't escape it.

    A24

    Can you do me a favor and take down the ranch obsession just a notch or two?

    FX

    I'm not suggesting you completely give it up, but please, just chill out a little bit.

    NBC

    [end rant].

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