I'm Here To Talk About Ranch Dressing

It's getting out of hand.

True story: The other night I was with a friend and we ordered some pizza for movie night. Normal!

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(Except for the fact that she ordered Hawaiian pizza but I DIGRESS).

We're enjoying our night until all of a sudden she asked me for...RANCH!!!

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RANCH. DRESSING.

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You guys, why does this keep happening? When did ranch become THE condiment for EVERYTHING?

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Like, I get that you like ranch but do you need to put it on PIZZA?

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WITH CHICKEN?

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BURGERS?!?!

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Will you not rest until you are completely submerged in a vat of Satan's saliva?

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I can't escape it.

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Can you do me a favor and take down the ranch obsession just a notch or two?

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I'm not suggesting you completely give it up, but please, just chill out a little bit.

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[end rant].