I'm Here To Talk About Ranch Dressing
It's getting out of hand.
True story: The other night I was with a friend and we ordered some pizza for movie night. Normal!
We're enjoying our night until all of a sudden she asked me for...RANCH!!!
You guys, why does this keep happening? When did ranch become THE condiment for EVERYTHING?
Like, I get that you like ranch but do you need to put it on PIZZA?
Will you not rest until you are completely submerged in a vat of Satan's saliva?
Can you do me a favor and take down the ranch obsession just a notch or two?
I'm not suggesting you completely give it up, but please, just chill out a little bit.
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