Celebs Were Savaged By Wind At The Venice Film Festival And The Photos Are Priceless

THEY ARE MESMERIZING.

ICYMI: The 74th Annual Venice Film Festival is happening RN in — you guessed it! — Venice, Italy.

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It's basically a time for really beautiful famous people to wear really beautiful dresses by really famous designers to watch soon-to-be-famous movies made by really beautiful and famous people.

ANYWAYS, while I was sitting on my couch eating Oreos for breakfast and wondering how my invite got lost in the mail, I noticed something kiiiiiiind of hilarious about the Franca Sozzani Award red carpet on Sept. 1. Hint: That wind was no fucking joke.

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You guys, it's so freakin' funny.

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The wind had NO MERCY — it doesn't care that you are supermodels, you two!!!

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It's like The Happening IRL.

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Not even Monegasque royalty was immune to it.

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You know when you get your hair done and you're feeling fly but then the whole night you're basically just choking on it? Yeah, this:

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Donatella Versace wasn't afraid to look her foe in the face.

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While others worked that whole Marilyn Monroe thing.

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At the end of the day, the photos were pretty hair-raising, if you know what I mean.

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I'm sorry.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, Julianne Moore still looked flawless because she's fucking Julianne Moore.

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Until next year!

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