Buzz·Posted on Jul 4, 201722 Way-Too-Real Tweets About Sweating That'll Make You Feel Personally AttackedWhy. Do. I. Sweat. So. Much.by Sheridan WatsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Stand down: slimy no good mars @sm0keplanet me, sweating profusely, pointing a gun at the sun: i wont hesitate bitch 12:57 AM - 26 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Winner winner: Baltitude Sminge @BaltitudeSminge I am sweatier that Bob Sweaty McSweatson, winner of sweatiest person to have ever lived, whilst in a sauna, dousing himself in sweat. 08:50 PM - 21 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Thoughts are dangerous: FREDDY @FreddyAmazin this weather got me fucked up i started sweating just thinking about going outside 06:40 PM - 24 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Never clean: John Mulaney @mulaney Am I allowed to take a second shower if Im sweating this much right after the first shower? 03:06 PM - 13 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Challenge accepted: Danny Charnley @DanKCharnley Point to any area of my body and I'll bet I can sweat from there. 04:21 PM - 13 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Which one's which: the garbage shit boy @davedittell exercise tip: nobody can tell sweat from tears as they both stream down your face. remember to breathe, if you really still want to. 11:01 PM - 14 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Face the camera: brent @murrman5 *showers too soon after the big game and keeps sweating through entire press conference* 02:18 PM - 04 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Magic lamp: Danny Charnley @DanKCharnley If a genie granted me 3 wishes, all 3 of them would be to not look so sweaty in pictures. 05:28 PM - 07 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Pool party: Rob Huebel @robhuebel Took a nap and woke up in a pool of sweat. Which is the least popular of all pools to wake up in. 02:55 AM - 10 May 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Excuse me: Aaron Lang @ronniefro How every #tsa check goes for me Them: "u have a blob on your back. We have to pat u down" They pat me down Just sweat #sweatypeopleproblems 04:56 PM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. The right breakdown: Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe Success is 90% perspiration, 10% apologizing for leaving a sweat stain. 07:38 PM - 27 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. But really how: Bryan Donaldson @TheNardvark Hey people who aren’t sweating: how are you doing that? Also: fuck you. 08:56 PM - 03 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Mistaken: Cool Eric @OBiiieeee Woman: [pointing to the sweat pouring off my stupid face] someone loves the gym! Me: i literally just walked in here 04:19 PM - 20 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. It's just emotions: Meth Lab for Cutie @kiralc of all the emotions, sweating through make-up is my least favorite 04:15 PM - 09 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. After school activities: crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing My hobbies? I don’t know... is sweating a hobby? 09:46 PM - 10 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Search engine: Mike Primavera @primawesome I actually Googled "how to stop sweating" today. 12:50 AM - 13 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. #1 bestseller: JAY [ham] KAY @NurseMurderer sweating whilst sitting: an autobiography 01:35 PM - 05 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Spellcheck: Doug Benson @DougBenson I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that the girl who just passed me a note meant to call me "sweetie" and not "sweaty." 03:04 AM - 23 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Questions: Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "um why is she sweating so much" 03:51 PM - 18 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Don't touch that: Adunni @Dunns__ God forbid you marry a man that starts sweating like Judas all because you touched his phone 09:13 PM - 28 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Florida: Shak @shakillyou anybody know how to walk out of an establishment in fl and make it to your car before you start sweating 06:40 PM - 29 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. I know: Brian Strauss @strauss8792 "I know it's 54 degrees out, that's why I'm wearing shorts." Actual words I just uttered. #SweatyPeopleProblems 02:39 PM - 26 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite