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This Is Why Gwyneth Paltrow Stayed Home From The Met Gala

Spending time with kids > couture ANY DAY.

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Gwyneth wrote, "This was the red carpet in my house last night" under a photo of her daughter, Apple.


But that's not enough. You're obviously still shaken up about it. You're asking yourself, "WHY WHY WHY WASN'T SHE THERE?" as you sit in your bed watching Shakespeare in Love for the upteenth time.

I'm never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all.

Screw the haters, Gwyn. You keep being you.