Buzz·Posted on Jan 28, 201536 Situations That Are Too Real For People With Black American Moms#blackmomproblems.by Sheridan WatsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When you expect any sort of privacy: View this photo on Instagram 2. When you get a letter: 3. When you don't do your chores: View this photo on Instagram 4. When you have to go with her to the store: View this photo on Instagram 5. When you try to ask for something nicely: View this photo on Instagram 6. But then you the make the grave mistake of touching something: View this vine on Vine vine.co RUN. 7. When you ask your mom to pick up some dinner: View this photo on Instagram 8. When you dare to give her the shoulder shrug: View this vine on Vine vine.co 9. When you think you're gonna get smart and tell her you're calling the cops: View this photo on Instagram 10. When you realize what's coming: View this photo on Instagram 11. When you admit defeat: View this photo on Instagram 12. When everything you do is dangerous: View this vine on Vine vine.co 13. When you go to church: View this photo on Instagram 14. When she asks you to come into her room: 1-800-NO-HABLA-BS ☎️ @ispeak_sarcasms How everybody momma be laying when she call you in her room to do something 😂😂😂 01:19 AM - 09 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. When you get your hair combed out: View this photo on Instagram 16. When you go to the doctor: View this photo on Instagram 17. When you don't know if you should answer her or not: View this photo on Instagram 18. When you think you'll get away with some sass because you're in public: View this vine on Vine vine.co 19. And then you think she won't pop you: View this photo on Instagram 20. But sometimes she'll be more covert about it: View this photo on Instagram 21. When you forget to clean up the scene of the crime: View this photo on Instagram 22. When you realize that no secret is safe: View this photo on Instagram 23. When you think the coast is clear: View this photo on Instagram 24. When you don't pick up your phone: ⚫️YoungFuckboy⚪️ @Mr_Brady14 when u call your mom back after 3 missed calls #blackmoms 🌚 03:49 AM - 23 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. When you ask to go to a friend's house: View this vine on Vine vine.co 26. And when your mom actually lets you go to a friend's house: View this photo on Instagram 27. When you hang out with your white friends: View this photo on Instagram 28. When you ask her for something specific: View this photo on Instagram 29. When you mess up and use something you're not supposed to touch: View this photo on Instagram 30. When you foolishly thought, "At least I'm safe": 31. Because it really doesn't matter whose fault it is: Brittani Alomar @that_britt_cray I hate it when my brother puts my mom in a bad mood because when she's mad at one of us then she's mad at all of us #BlackMomProblems 09:03 PM - 18 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. When you ask for money: View this vine on Vine vine.co I'm 13 — I just want to grab a slice of pizza. 33. When she wants to take a nap: View this photo on Instagram 34. When it rains: View this photo on Instagram 35. When she just straight up doesn't make sense: ♉️GMTMYaYa♉️ @YvonnaMelville My mom just yelled at my sisters and said she better go ahead....what does that even mean? #blackmomproblems 07:48 PM - 22 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. And maybe one day, you can try to repay the favor: View this photo on Instagram