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19 Things Only People Who Are Literally Always Thirsty Will Understand

No, like ACTUALLY thirsty.

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1. You obviously don't leave the house without a bottle of water:

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Are you kidding me? I don't care if I have to carry one around all day.

2. And it wouldn't be strange to catch you with one of these:

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3. But when you run out and someone asks if you want a sip of water, you're like:

4. But then you'll offer someone a sip of YOUR water and they try to chug the whole thing:

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Sike. MINE.

5. You even have a favorite type of water and will argue with everyone about the differences:

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EW, DASANI? You might as well just rip out my tongue.

6. You've been desperate enough to drink from ANYTHING:

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This cannot wait. Must have water, NOW.

7. Sometimes you mistakenly think that some gum will help satiate your never-ending thirst:

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You fool.

8. Chances are you'll find dozens of empty bottles in your room at any given time:

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9. And your desk probably looks like this:

I clearly have an issue...drinks on drinks #alwaysthirsty

Elizabeth@elizcochranFollow

I clearly have an issue...drinks on drinks #alwaysthirsty

3:04 PM - 20 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. When you sit down at a restaurant, you'll order water before you even say hello:

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That drive made you super dehydrated.

11. And it also sucks when you go out because you might have to pay $2 for water at the bar:

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I JUST NEED SOME WATER. NOT ALCOHOL. WATER.

12. The worst is when you're on a date and they lean in for a kiss but your mouth is LITERALLY the Sahara:

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Just. A. Quick. Sip. *chugs glass of water*

13. Wherever you go, you have to scope out the bathroom situation because you'll probably have to pee at least five times:

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14. You'll show up for a job interview and be offered water and you think you have to politely decline:

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WHY DIDN'T I SAY YES?

15. But nothing sucks like needing water in the middle of the night:

My late night struggles are always being so thirsty at night but not being able to conjure up the energy to get up n get a drink

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My late night struggles are always being so thirsty at night but not being able to conjure up the energy to get up n get a drink

7:58 PM - 11 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. When you work out, you have to take a monster-sized water bottle to keep from passing out:

17. You hate waiting for your water to be filtered...

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Drop. Drop. Drop.

18. ... So you'll just drink from the faucet itself.

My neck hurts so bad but the water tastes so good.

19. Nothing makes you happier than being fully stocked:

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All the liquids, all the time.

The struggle is real.

Im always thirsty I dunno why? 😱

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