19 Things Only People Who Are Literally Always Thirsty Will Understand
No, like ACTUALLY thirsty.
1. You obviously don't leave the house without a bottle of water:
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Are you kidding me? I don't care if I have to carry one around all day.
2. And it wouldn't be strange to catch you with one of these:
3. But when you run out and someone asks if you want a sip of water, you're like:
4. But then you'll offer someone a sip of YOUR water and they try to chug the whole thing:
Sike. MINE.
5. You even have a favorite type of water and will argue with everyone about the differences:
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EW, DASANI? You might as well just rip out my tongue.
6. You've been desperate enough to drink from ANYTHING:
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This cannot wait. Must have water, NOW.
7. Sometimes you mistakenly think that some gum will help satiate your never-ending thirst:
You fool.
8. Chances are you'll find dozens of empty bottles in your room at any given time:
9. And your desk probably looks like this:
I clearly have an issue...drinks on drinks #alwaysthirsty
Elizabeth@elizcochranFollow
I clearly have an issue...drinks on drinks #alwaysthirsty
3:04 PM - 20 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
10. When you sit down at a restaurant, you'll order water before you even say hello:
That drive made you super dehydrated.
11. And it also sucks when you go out because you might have to pay $2 for water at the bar:
I JUST NEED SOME WATER. NOT ALCOHOL. WATER.
12. The worst is when you're on a date and they lean in for a kiss but your mouth is LITERALLY the Sahara:
Just. A. Quick. Sip. *chugs glass of water*
13. Wherever you go, you have to scope out the bathroom situation because you'll probably have to pee at least five times:
14. You'll show up for a job interview and be offered water and you think you have to politely decline:
WHY DIDN'T I SAY YES?
15. But nothing sucks like needing water in the middle of the night:
My late night struggles are always being so thirsty at night but not being able to conjure up the energy to get up n get a drink
Gemini@GeminiSaysSoFollow
My late night struggles are always being so thirsty at night but not being able to conjure up the energy to get up n get a drink
7:58 PM - 11 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
16. When you work out, you have to take a monster-sized water bottle to keep from passing out:
Water tastes so much better during practice.
Athlete Motivation™@MotiveAthIetesFollow
Water tastes so much better during practice.
4:00 PM - 04 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
17. You hate waiting for your water to be filtered...
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Drop. Drop. Drop.
18. ... So you'll just drink from the faucet itself.
My neck hurts so bad but the water tastes so good.
19. Nothing makes you happier than being fully stocked:
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All the liquids, all the time.
The struggle is real.
Im always thirsty I dunno why? 😱
SAM@jewel_caceresFollow
Im always thirsty I dunno why?
6:33 PM - 28 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
