Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Ron Funches

The comedian takes our Q&A!

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When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?

Club soda and cranberry juice or a chocolate milkshake if I'm not driving.

What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?

"Vibe" or "vicious."

What is the last thing you searched for on Google

Foods to avoid with a stomach virus :(

Who is the last person that called or texted you?

My mom.

What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?

PaRappa the rappa telling me to believe.

What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?

Wore two different shoes on accident, kept strollin.'

What is your TV guilty pleasure?

Bar Rescue.

What's the first CD you bought?

The Fugees, The Score.

And what music are you currently listening to?

The Fugees — The Score, Ty Dolla $, Le$, Curren$y, Just anybody with $ in their name.

What is the one food you cannot resist?

Pizza.

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What movie makes you laugh the most?

When Harry Met Sally.

What toppings do you like on your pizza?

Veggies.

What drives you absolutely crazy?
The dog that tells me to murder

What was your first online screen name?

Ronfunc.

What’s the last thing you copied & pasted on your phone?

A picture of the undertaker and Christa Miller.

What’s your favorite curse word?

"Tolerance."

What's your favorite emoji?

— what's his story?

Pick one: Kittens or puppies?

Pups.

New York or Los Angeles?

California love.

Twitter or Instagram?

Pics of butts.

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Bacon or Nutella?

Put 'em together.

Britney or Christina?

Selena.

Coffee or tea?

Tea.

NSYNC or BSB?

Immature.

2 a.m. or 2 p.m.?

2 a.m. Suck it 2 p.m.

Beyonce or Rihanna?

Work with B, smoke with RiRi.

Netflix and chill or just Netflix?

Netflix. No chillin', all action.

Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?

Teddy from Good Luck Charlie.

And finally: tell us a secret.

If I'm super scared or sick, I'll still suck my thumb.

The Funches of Us is available now and catch Ron on Undateable Fridays at 8 p.m. on NBC!