Browse links
US residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data.
Babies. I want them.
THERE ARE TWO OF THEM.
"I don't know, I just have a way with children."
Try. To. Compose. Yourself. BUT IT'S A MINI MARTY MCFLY.
Baby, why you betray me like that.
Then you try to discreetly take a photo so you can show everyone what your future child might look like.
You would LOVE to spend your Friday night babysitting.
YOU'D BE SO GOOD AT IT.
THE SOCK IS SO SMALL AND SO TINY AND SO CUTE.
Then you have to go and pretend like you have a kid and you're not just sobbing over baby Converse.
"No, I mean, they're cute and I want to eat their chubby little legs! Wait, no."
It's not a big deal, you just want some sort of idea.
'Cause you know, you're happy for them.
It's just good to be prepared, tbh.