PigskinVia Getty ImagesCowhide or vulcanized rubberVia Getty ImagesThe recycled beer cans of an entire fraternityVia Getty ImagesRoger Goodell's still-beating heartVia Mike Lawrie / Getty Images
Though it’s called a pigskin (because balls used to be made out of animal bladders — ick), a football today is made from cowhide or vulcanized rubber.
During the Trojan WarVia Getty Images
The first official game was on Nov. 6, 1869. The game was between Princeton and Rutgers so give a big "thank you" to New Jersey, y'all.
What is time but a social construct?Via Getty Images
Technically, each quarter is 15 minutes, for a total of 60 minutes of gameplay. In reality, a game lasts for eternity.
This is the pro league, people.
The New England Patriots and the Atlanta FalconsThe New York Giants and the San Diego ChargersThe Austin Mustaches and the Las Vegas TumblersThe Moonbop Smooters and the Flirty Lookas
According to Google, the New England Patriots and the Atlanta Falcons will be facing off!
He wears UGGs.He was suspended over a deflated ball controversy.He's won five championships as of Feb. 5, 2017.All of the above.
People either love Tom Brady, hate him, or love to hate him.
WingsVia Getty ImagesChipsVia Getty ImagesPizzaVia Getty ImagesTotinosVia NBC
Duh, it's Totinos — for your hungry guys!
The thing that makes everyone throw a party with free food.The thing with a bunch of funny and/or sad commercials with a few seconds of football in between.The Puppy Bowl.The Super Bowl, Goddamnit.
This is the name of the thing that everyone but me is obsessed with.
How Little Do You Know About Football?
It's OK, there are more than us than you think.
You're neither here nor there, just chilling in the middle.
Congrats, you know a lot about football.