6.
Look at all the options!
7.
Get it together, stores.
8.
Seriously, I don't need a special store.
9.
Oooh, I'll just look — never mind.
11.
Hate it when my lard goes missing.
12.
Wherefore art thou denim?
13.
Revolutionary: What if we used models that were actually the sizes of the clothes they were modeling?
14.
Leagues are for sports, not dating.
15.
Yeah, I love my body so fuck off.
17.
Ain't that the truth.