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Lady Gaga And Taylor Kinney Split 'Cause We Don't Deserve Nice Things

I QUIT — EVERYONE SHOULD QUIT.

You guys, it's been a hard fucking week and it's only TUESDAY. First, Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson announced their split after 10 YEARS together.

AND NOW LADY GAGA AND TAYLOR KINNEY HAVE CALLED OFF THEIR ENGAGEMENT.

I REPEAT: THIS BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL COUPLE, TWO OPPOSITES WHO WERE PERFECT TOGETHER, HAVE SPLIT UP.

PLEASE GIMME A SECOND BECAUSE IT'S ALL JUST TOO MUCH.

Here lies the heart-shaped diamond engagement ring, may it rest in peace or at a pawn shop somewhere in the middle of the desert.

I'm still waiting for them to be all like, "No, this is a joke. This is a lie. We're still in love."

But in case it's not a lie, we should all prepare for the apocalypse. Who's next? No one in Hollywood is safe!

UPDATE: Lady Gaga has confirmed the split on Instagram, calling it a break.

WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU!!!