Lady Gaga And Taylor Kinney Split 'Cause We Don't Deserve Nice Things

I QUIT — EVERYONE SHOULD QUIT.

You guys, it's been a hard fucking week and it's only TUESDAY. First, Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson announced their split after 10 YEARS together.

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AND NOW LADY GAGA AND TAYLOR KINNEY HAVE CALLED OFF THEIR ENGAGEMENT.

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I REPEAT: THIS BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL COUPLE, TWO OPPOSITES WHO WERE PERFECT TOGETHER, HAVE SPLIT UP.

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PLEASE GIMME A SECOND BECAUSE IT'S ALL JUST TOO MUCH.

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Here lies the heart-shaped diamond engagement ring, may it rest in peace or at a pawn shop somewhere in the middle of the desert.

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I'm still waiting for them to be all like, "No, this is a joke. This is a lie. We're still in love."

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STILL WAITING.

But in case it's not a lie, we should all prepare for the apocalypse. Who's next? No one in Hollywood is safe!

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UPDATE: Lady Gaga has confirmed the split on Instagram, calling it a break.

Jul. 20, 2016, at 16:39 PM

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The caption reads: "Taylor and I have always believed we are soulmates. Just like all couples we have ups and downs, and we have been taking a break. We are both ambitious artists, hoping to work through long-distance and complicated schedules to continue the simple love we have always shared. Please root us on. We're just like everybody else and we really love each other."

WE'RE ROOTING FOR YOU!!!

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