The 10 Best Valentines To Give A Republican

Sorry the Liberals took your Valentine's Card and divided it up amongst those not fortunate enough to have a Valentine today. It's not like you built it yourself anyway....

10. Hey Valentine, I bought this instead of healthcare insurance.

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You'll always be the top 1% in my heart.

9. And one for that annoying person in your life.

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No seriously, I don't want it.

8. Hey Valentine, you make my heart Potter.

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Because there's nothing like a spoof on a pornography case to profess your love to someone.

7. Still single, and still jobless..

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I paid for this card with that change you said there would be.

6. It's more about the candy on the inside.

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"I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas...."

5. Happy Valentine's Day (O'Connor)

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If this takes your breath away, you have the right to remain silent.

4. I'd rather go to bed Obama self....

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3. The State of the Union is in love, very in love.

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Valentine, you're a tall drink of water.

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....But I hope it's approved of by you, Valentine.

1. Hey Valentine, i'd like to work on Public Affairs with you.

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"I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years." –Bill Clinton