Hello and welcome! Today in this weird, wild year we call 2020, we're exploring the question of what would happen if we all turned into worms.
Yep. The question itself originated on TikTok, where people asked their significant others if they'd still date them if they turned into worms, and then recorded their responses.
Naturally, the trend made its way over to Twitter, where people had plenty to say about it. So without further ado, here are the best jokes about turning into a worm:
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if you were a worm i’d cut you in half so I could have two of you
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me showing off my girlfriend to everyone even if she was a worm
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i asked my bf if he would still date me if i was a worm and he said yes only cuz i would die quickly since imma worm
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Drinking henny thinking about if my crush would still like me as a worm
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if my boyfriend was a worm i would take good care of him
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If my boyfriend turned into a worm I would simply turn into an apple so we could live together as 1
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if my girlfriend was a worm I’d probably move her off the pavement and back into the grass after a heavy rain so she doesn’t get all crispy
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girls will be like “haha yes i’d still love my bf if he was a worm!” ...... um babe your man is a tall skinny boy whose room is literally filled with dirt you are already dating a worm
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If my boyfriend was a worm I’d feed it to the bird bitches he’s always flirting with
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would u still sub to my onlyfans if i was a worm
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if my girlfriend turned into a worm i would simply become an early bird
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“Would you still love me if I was a worm?” https://t.co/tx4ezKJawo
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This is how I’d take pictures of my gf if she was a worm https://t.co/ChDAdaDO1T
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i asked my bf if he would still date me if i was a worm and he told me to shut up
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me to my landlord: would u still make me pay rent if i was a worm?
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If I had a boyfriend and he was a worm, I would simply stuff him in my brains so he can tell me how pretty I am
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if my girlfriend was a worm i would carry her around in my hand all day
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oh your man wouldn’t date you if you were a worm ? mine didn’t even wanna date me when I was a human so what now
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if your boyfriend if my boyfriend was a worm was a worm
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if my man was a worm i would simply step on him and get with his bestfriend
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If I had a boyfriend and he turned into a worm this is how I’d be