2.
On life's many surprises:
3.
On what the youths™ are up to these days:
4.
On lies we were all told as teens:
5.
On realizing the inevitable:
6.
On the different paths life can take:
8.
And the horrible aftermath:
11.
On THAT kitchen cabinet:
13.
On the passage of time:
19.
On pursuing your hobbies:
22.
And finally, on the fact that you're basically the same, but kinda achy: