1. Remember, consistency is key when "paying off" your student loans:
2. And with all the money you pay, you can rest easy that you're going to receive some GREAT service in return:
3. If, by any chance, you ever overpay, don't worry, they gotchu:
4. Some repayment companies even treat your student loans like a game — because to them, it is:
5. It only takes decades to accomplish, NBD:
6. And even when you're THIS CLOSE to finally paying it off, they'll keep trying to suck you dry:
7. Don't worry, your credit will also suffer from paying them off:
8. Automatic payments are essentially rigged against you (how fun!):
9. And no matter how much you try to forget about your student loans, for even a minute, they're always there:
10. Not sure how to get out of debt? Lay your body on the line for the military:
11. Or go on a dystopian game show the way they do in the Hunger Games:
12. Truly, anyone can do it — so long as you have tons of generational wealth and privilege:
13. Don't worry, you'll pay them off eventually — and by "eventually," I mean "never":
14. And no matter how much you try to make other people understand, there will always be a Karen bragging about how SHE managed to pay for school...when going to class cost $10: