THIS ONE. I'll never forget when I was driving to a music festival in college with one of my childhood best friends, and she told me, "You should just find a random guy and bring him back to your tent so you can lose your virginity." She also said something similar when I was about to leave the country to study abroad.
First of all, "virginity" is not even real. Second, she'd known me long enough to know I wouldn't be into that. And third, why the weird obsession with me finally getting it in???