1. What's with all the side-part hate?
*Millennials liking Gen Z makeup trends* Gen Z: now about that side part-
2. Ditto on skinny jeans.
why does gen z hate skinny jeans?
3. Why is all the world a TikTok stage?
Why do Gen Z kids do tiktok dances in the most random places? I was witnessing a whole dance off while waiting in line at a grocery store
4. Like seriously, why all the dancing?
why the heck do gen z kids dance when we’re having a normal conversation 😭😭😭😭😭
5. And then why is the lip-synching so weak?
why does gen z lip sync at like 10% do u know what I mean
6. Why do you use the 💀 emoji instead of the 😂?
Hello, Gen Z, what is the equivalent of LOL? Is just the skull emoji? Are we not laughing anymore at all? Please advise me.
7. Also, what's up with using the sparkles emoji for ✨emphasis✨ every chance you get?
why does gen z type like ✨this✨ now
8. Why do you insist on documenting your pain?
Why does gen z take videos & pics of themselves when they’re crying??? 🤣
9. Why do you hang lights along your ceiling just for the ~vibes~?
why does gen z have those pink lights along the rim of their ceiling
10. Why are your IG grids completely bare?
Why do gen z kids always have a max of 3 photos on Instagram
11. And why are your captions so cryptic?
Gen Z be posting normal-ass photos on instagram with captions like "What are traditions but laws enforced by the dead" and that shit gets likes
12. And then why do you insist that you're "public figures"?
ok why do gen z kids reach 1000 insta followers and immediately gotta put “public figure” in their bio lmao go study for your Algebra I final or sumthin bb
13. How come we're no longer allowed on social media because we aren't 12?
Why does Gen Z think that after a certain age we shouldn't be allowed to have social media accounts? Social media is only allowed if you younger than 23 my babies? Really??
14. And then apparently you don't even wanna be there either???
why does gen z romanticize times where there was no social media why dont u just log out?????
15. Why does the drip always look straight out of an '80s sitcom?
Why does gen z dress like this now
16. And why does it always look SO GOOD?
Why do gen z girls all dress like this
17. Please, tell us how you somehow eluded the dreaded "awkward phase."
Hold up, why are Gen Z teens so good looking?!?!? Sis and dudes glowed up even before turning 18. I hate it here 😭
18. Where does all the confidence come from?
Why are gen z kids over confident and millennials fucking hate themselves idgi
19. Why all the lip licking?
Why are gen z dudes always licking their lips in videos? Get some fucking chapstick bruh.
20. Why do you insist on calling yoga pants flare leggings?
WHY ARE GEN Z’s CALLING YOGA PANTS FLARE LEGGINGS I AM ORBITTING
21. If you're gonna be emo, can you at least put some respect on our names?
what gen z what it thinks the emo actually phase looked like looked like
22. Why do your convos feel recorded?
Why do Gen Z conversations sound like they’re talking to a camera instead of each other???
23. Who do we have to thank for making dark circles a makeup trend?
Props to gen z for making dark circles under the eyes sexy. Me and my atrocious sleep schedule thank you
24. Who's the ACTUAL main character?
My cousin said rona didn’t kill her cause she’s a main character...I can’t with Gen Z
25. Why do you take selfies below the chin?
why do gen z take selfies from below at unflattering angles i don't understand
26. And why do you never smile in said selfies?
Why do Gen Z celebs pose on Instagram like they’re in a Renaissance period painting? “OMG SO excited for Santorini today!!! I can’t wait!!” Also them:
27. Where are all these voice notes coming from?
Why do Gen Z love sending voice notes? 🤔
28. Why are y'all walking around looking like a bunch of parentheses?
Serious question: why do Gen Z kids have terrible posture? I just wanna roll all y’all’s shoulders back & pick up your chins.
29. What's up with your obsession with caterpillar brows?
Why does gen Z brush their eyebrows so weirdly?? Sorry I just can’t get with this weird trend it freaks me O U T
30. Why do the '90s seem so appealing?
why does gen z want to be in the 90s so much? It's like this idealized view of an era they really don't understand was not that great
31. What do y'all have against aging?
why does gen z think ppl die after age 25 like your faves are in their 30s
32. How are you all able to flame us with just a single sentence?
gen z are fucking brutal my 16yr old employee said i “look like a person who doesn’t drink water” and it absolutely destroyed me because she’s fucking right !!!! why does gen z have this power of observation that does nothing but destroy us
33. And finally, why all this millennial hate when the true enemy still walks among us?
Why does Gen Z hate millennials when boomers still walk this earth