Hey, MEN...ma DUDES...I don't know if you know this, but...
...touch our waists and/or lower backs when you're trying to move past us.
It's actually, like, super unnecessary. We do not like it.
Bar super crowded and you're trying to get by?
Need to let us know you're behind us?
USE YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR WORDS.
Don't know me? DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME... I truly don't understand the confusion there.
And guess what???? I'm not the only one who feels this way!!!!
So hey, boys, let's try and take it back to preschool and relearn how to keep these...
....to our fuckin' selves!!!!!