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    Women Are Sharing The Signs That Men Watch Too Much Porn, And It Just Goes To Show That Porn Sex And In Real-Life Sex Are Not The Same

    Just say no to jackhammering.

    It's been said before and I'll say it again: Sex in porn does not equal sex in real life!!!

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    But unfortunately, not everyone is quite keen on this information yet, and Reddit user u/boxonhead11 brought this to light when they asked, "Ladies: What is a dead giveaway that a man watches too much porn when he’s in bed with you?" Here are some of the top-voted responses that should have some men taking notes:

    Note: This post is in no way meant to kink-shame! There's nothing wrong with watching and enjoying porn, but it's important to make sure both parties are having a good time, and to realize that sex onscreen doesn't always correlate with sex offscreen.

    1. "When they finger you and it feels like a competitive chicken-stuffing contest."

    David from Schitt's Creek saying, "Ouch"

    2. "The finger blasting. STOP IT. Please, go slow and gentle; give attention to my clit. Don’t just shove your fingers straight into me and drill like there’s no tomorrow."

    u/SockPuppetOrSth

    3. "Cringey lines."

    u/meduiza7

    4. "When he treats the clitoris like a doorbell and expects you to squirt a solid jet all the way across the room."

    u/MadeOnThursday

    5. "Expecting my orgasm on demand. My personal best is five minutes solo. I can't imagine a partner, unless you're into head games, getting that without some serious foreplay."

    Lifetime

    6. "Once, I was giving a guy oral. And honestly, I wasn’t really into it and I guess he wasn’t either, because he couldn’t finish and I just wanted to get it over with. He took a video of me and proceeded to watch it while I was still doing what I was doing, and that was what got him to finish."

    u/babymotha

    7. "When they think that anal is something everyone does in straight sex, and frequently request it or, worse, try to just shove it in (they edit out the prep and weeks of training in porn)."

    u/AlterEdward

    8. "When they think it’s totally okay to go back and forth between holes. No! Go wash! You’re gonna give me another freaking UTI."

    Woman saying, "Take a shower"
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    9. "When they treat you like a piece of origami paper."

    u/Midiblye

    10. "Immediate choking."

    u/BrownSugarInTheBowl

    11. "When they expect you to be extremely vocal, like in porn, and use that 'baby' voice and make a crying face."

    Emma Stone jumping on the bed in "Easy A" and screaming "Oh, don't stop"
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    12. "Relentless pounding. Surprisingly, some of us do not enjoy having our cervix pounded into our throats. Slow is good. If we want it fast, we’ll ask!"

    u/shmallory

    13. "When they're watching porn in bed with you, and get out their own phone to watch their own porn."

    u/formerfatboys

    14. "When they try to change position every 30 seconds."

    Mila Kunis saying, "You really need to relax"
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    15. "When he asks why you aren’t finishing instead of just asking what you like."

    u/Holy_bitcharoni

    16. "When he doesn't touch your clit without you asking him to."

    u/lacielaplante

    17. And finally, "One of my friends had her vagina 'tapped' because the guy saw it in porn. Tapped, as in, kinda like a drum. She definitely did not enjoy it."

    Carrie bradshaw giving a "what" face
    HBO

    Note: Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.

    Do you have any dead giveaways that men watch too much porn? Share them in the comments.

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